Larry’s Crazy True Story About Being Locked in a Museum
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Larry says the worst part about being locked in a museum was not the darkness, the silence, or the security guard who later described him as “a suspicious adult male in sensible shoes.” The worst part, according to Larry, was realizing he had spent the first twenty minutes whispering apologies to a wax figure. That detail is why the story works.
