A Funny True Story That Actually Happened: Larry’s Elevator Confession
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Larry was the kind of man who could make a vending machine feel judged. He was not mean, exactly. He was precise. He wore pressed shirts to casual meetings, corrected people’s grammar in birthday cards, and once returned a blueberry muffin to a café because, in his words, “the berry distribution lacks integrity.
