True Stories Podcast: Larry and the Case of the Exploding Birthday Cake

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There are birthdays that pass politely into memory, smelling faintly of vanilla and paper plates. Then there are birthdays that leave buttercream on the ceiling fan, a scorch mark on the dining table, and one uncle insisting, for the rest of his life, that he “heard a noise like a raccoon being fired from a cannon.”